unfollow-immediately:

unfollow-immediately:

the government should tax single straight men

that fee when no gf

(via ijackofftoomuch)

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whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

(Source: wurnbo, via kebabtheunicorn)

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oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

(via hotboyproblems)

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  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?
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pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via already-----gone)

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taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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(via seedy)

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