if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

(Source: cooldude10000million, via hellomynameispopsicle)

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thirstfollower:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

(via encourage)

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

(via obese-bookworm)

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bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

(Source: rl-y, via felineboat)

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